What happens when...

     This is what happens when you leave a two year-old unattended for three minutes:

• He will make "chicken" on the surface of the dining room table (and by "chicken" I mean scrambled eggs smothered in ketchup and smeared all over the surface of the table.  With a fork in hand, Leyton was going after the eggs, chopping at them and rubbing them all over the table.  When asked what he was doing, he said "I am making chicken."  Obviously this child needs a bit more Rachel Ray in his life.)
• And, if the chicken ensemble was not enough - Leyton also managed to tear wallpaper off the wall in the dining room.  I first noticed this when he came up to me in the kitchen and asked me to move so that he could throw paper away in the trash can.  The paper in his hand happened to be a chunk of the dining room wallpaper.  Awesome!